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Thanks so much for stopping on by! Okay, so here’s the deal: I kinda think it’s majorly tacky/self-promotey to have your own website but let’s just say my publishers would have just built one for me and I’d rather not have some heinous chick-lit pink n’ mauve My Little Pony slash Tampon Box pastel color scheme, so I thought, fine, I’ll just make my own fucking website! Sorry it’s so crappy and homemade, but i’m lazy and am typing with a glass of red wine in my hand.
I hope you like it. I’m grateful you clicked here. 
So enjoy your visit and have a great day!